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Today, I invented the Rosam

David Rosam — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:35:23 +0000

I’m very excited by this. You see, my wife loves computer games and spends hours of her spare time glued to the screen.

It’s OK. I can watch what I like on the TV, play jazz on the hi-fi or just read a book, undisturbed by any opposing tastes. But sometimes I like to prise her away for lunch, even if she’s really engrossed.

Today, though, I came up with a great idea. Take two slices of bread, butter them, lay a slice of roast beef on one and the cover the beef with the other slice of bread, butter side down. Then Sam can carry on playing, interrupted, and still have something to eat.

I’ve called it a Rosam, in her honour.

Trouble is, I’ve just been told some chap called John Montagu may have got there first, dammit.

Where tofu comes from (allegedly)

David — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:46:12 +0000

Thanks Michael for e-mailing this to me.

Prick with a fork?

David — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:41:44 +0000

Thanks James!

The truth about diets

David — Fri, 19 May 2006 11:31:20 +0000

For those of us who watch what we eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

FACTS

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than theAussies, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.