Today, I invented the Rosam
I’m very excited by this. You see, my wife loves computer games and spends hours of her spare time glued to the screen.
It’s OK. I can watch what I like on the TV, play jazz on the hi-fi or just read a book, undisturbed by any opposing tastes. But sometimes I like to prise her away for lunch, even if she’s really engrossed.
Today, though, I came up with a great idea. Take two slices of bread, butter them, lay a slice of roast beef on one and the cover the beef with the other slice of bread, butter side down. Then Sam can carry on playing, interrupted, and still have something to eat.
I’ve called it a Rosam, in her honour.
Trouble is, I’ve just been told some chap called John Montagu may have got there first, dammit.
